Freaking out over Natal Charts?

You think she is much more lucky than you are ; well my dear I would take your chart anytime ; because NO she is not lucky to have a chart like this one . The last 13 yrs had been tough on you because : Pluto was squaring all your planets in Virgo ; but its finally over . Let see your chart For a minute ; Pluto which is no small [ stuff ] to ignore is making a trine to your moon ; and all your planet in Virgo Plus all your planet in Cap ; its quite something ; plus you have Jupiter who is making a trine to all your planet in Virgo plus your moon in Scorpio ; now Her;; all her planet in Cap are squaring her venus [ I am afraid this woman would never be happy in her love life ] plus she has Pluto squaring her Sun [ in her life time she can experience ordeal who are quite hard and rare ] plus all the planets in Cap are squaring her Jupiter ; so count yourself very lucky to have such a beautiful chart [ Your jealousy come from your sun sign Leo ; work on this weakness ]